Fly and the Whiskey Bottle Part 1 .

It was hot out tonight . The kind of hot that sends the perspiration down your back and straight to your ass . Juicy ass hot . You get the idea . Hot , but Fly and Whiskey had a job ... Finally .
" Man , you bet not light that muthah fuckah in my car Niggah , I put a hole in 'dat bucket , you be bleeding out da side n' evrahthang ... Oh Lord !!" Laughter emanated from the mouth of Fly .
Fly was a squirrely little man with a relentless mouth , funny as the day was long , which made up for it most of the time . His stature was small in size , but he kept himself in excellent physical condition and was a sharp dresser . A trait he felt compelled to inform people of on a regular basis .
" God Damn man , why you trippin' Lil' niggah ? I was gonna hang that shit out the winda man , shit . You know i be doin' dat for real. Ain't trying ta mess up yo ride ... Little fly muthah fuckah like you don't need no big ass Lincoln Town car anyway ! " Whiskey .
Whiskey was from the old school . And he liked to keep it real ... Real drunk . It took the edge off the pain that was his life . Child support for three babies mamma's and a felony record preventing him from holding down a good job , kept Whiskey perched on the far bar stool at the local watering hole most nights of the week . But this night was different . this night they had a job . A paying job , for real .
"Wha'chu mean i don't need no big ass Lincoln Town car muthah fuckah , wha'chu trying to say ? I ain't good enough ? Don't be mad at me 'cause i got a bettah ride than yo ol' broke ass ."
" No muthah fuckah , i ain't say you don't deserve it . I said you don't need it . " " Why don't i need it Niggah ? Whuzz up ? " " Yo lil fly ass don't need dis big muthah fucking car 'cause your lil ass just too God Damned SHORT to see over the muthah fucking dash Niggah !! Haawww !! " " Aww shit , yo man fuck you !! Look here man , you bet put 'dat damn bottle down too . Don't be going and getting all fucked up , leaving my ass left to deal wit' 'dis stupid muthah fuckah and yo big dumb drunk ass . I ain't kidding Niggah , you bet put 'dat damn bottle away ! You can suck on 'dat shit when we get 'dis shit done . Now go on Niggah , put 'dat shit away and focus . You fuck 'dis one up and I make sho' all three yo babies mamma's come creeping fo' 'dat paper , you feel me ? " " Awight muthah fuckah , you ain't gotta go there man . I put 'dis shit on hold for now ... But i'll be back fo' it . " " No doubt 'bout 'dat you drinking ass muthah fuckah " " Man fuck you . " " Ha haa !! Drunk ass muthah fuckah gonna get P A I D !! You can drink to 'dat for real niggah !!! Not now muthah fuckah , not now . "