Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Julia has left the building.

For those of you who haven't heard, Julia and I are no more. Apparently we wanted "different things" from a partner... Whatever.
I guess I could say that I'm single and looking again, so keep me in mind if you meet any single attractive ladies that are into overweight, deadend job having, broke guys like me!! :) hee hee.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Pro Pic 'em?!?

Okay boys and girls, Tofer has the official Bengals daily counter, so I offer you... The "Semi Infrequently" You pick the Bengal!! Fun AND educational for the entire family. Think about it now, When little Sally or Jimmy ask you who the silly man in the clown shirt is, or what about the black man with the silly looking clown hair, you can fill them in with all the little details that they managed to leave out of the six o'clock news. Think of it as a "home schooling history lesson." Make sure not to leave out any juicy details and your little boy or girl will go off to school the next day feeling smarter than all the rest.
Just don't blame me if you get a call from Sally's second grade teacher asking why Sally keeps talking about "Bad touch Uncle Joey" or "All bite Albert"!! ENJOY!!

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

HOT, but oh so good.


For those of you that like a little kick with your chip ( and I know all of you do) ya gotta try these new Lay's "Extra Hot" Flammin' Hot chips. They're hotness with good flavor. Try them with some good Hidden Valley Ranch dip and now you got yourself a party. If you're not feeling the Chips and Salsa thing, but you want something with a zingy kick, give these bad boys a go. They'll make you cry... But in a good way.
Football season is coming, and what better way to watch all of the bone crunching plays than with some hot ass crunching chips!! Just make sure to chew with your mouths shut you fricking mouth breathers!! :)
Fyke... Off!!